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ROMANTICS: A Pickup Line by Jamie Iredell

A Brief, Depressing, Hilarious, Disgusting History with Pickup Lines By Jamie Iredell Any time I’ve ever tried to use a pickup line I was young and drunk. Today I’m happily married. As it is with my wife, any significant relationship … Continue reading

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ROMANTICS: A Pick-up Line by Kirstin Chen

A Pick-Up Line By Kirstin Chen “What percentage of girls your size do you think you could beat at wrestling?” This question—maybe a pick-up line, but maybe not—was once posed to me by a random guy in a dank Boston … Continue reading

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ROMANTICS: A Pick-Up Line by Dan Gutstein

Putin Position By Dan Gutstein for Matt Salesses “Are you on the Inter-nyet” I said she laughed ‘hyeah hyeah hyeah’ blonde, snappy, and Cossack I said, “Sorry if that’s some serious bullshevik”

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